El Gilipollas del Día - Mugidos de otras reses
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No he podido contener mis risas en el trabajo. Me parto y me mondo XD
En Alcalá, muy cerca de casa demi abuela ¿te acuerdas?, hay una asociación de lerdos que se llama adoracion al espíritu santo o algo asin. Pues bien en muchas marquesinas rojas de los buses anunciaban esta asociación de la siguiente manera: Salia una mujer diciendo que había estado con un cancer terminal y que al meterse en dicha asociación y rezarle al todo poderoso, MILAGRO se habia curado. Juas Juas y que todavia haya gente que crea que esas cosas pueden pasar... sin comentarios
juasssssssss claro que me acuerdo de la casa de tu abuela, al lado de ese restaurante chino donde, suponidamente, se habían cargado al dueño y lo habían metido, en trocitos, en la nevera, trocitos cómodos y fáciles de preparar y listos para consumir con una rica salsa de ostras xDDDD
Esa asociación de lerdos de la adoración al espíritu santo me recuerda (aunque no tengan mucho que ver) a ese gran convento alcalaíno llamado Las Carmelitas Descalzas de Nuestra Señora de la Consolación (tanto a pilas como con batería de litio, que por supuesto, nunca se agotarán si le rezas al todopoderoso xDDDD)
Ahora me tiro por la ventana y digo: VOLARÉ!!! VOY A VOLAR!! SI DIOS EXISTE, VOLARÉ, PORQUE ÉL HARÁ EL MILAGRO Y ME DEJARÁ VOLAR!!!
Y veréis la ostia monumental que me doy...
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Después de peregrinar durante dias interminables por la caminos santiaguerosdeespañanorte y empañado de la sabiduría que el mismo desprende, creo que estoy en condiciones de opinar que al hombre en cuestión se lo comió el león por falta de fé. No se puede decir si dios existe.Esto es dudar de su existencia y como se vió, tuvo sus consecuencias. Asi que tomar nota y creer que Alá-Jesús-Siva y demás alias son grandes sí no quereís ser engullidos por los leones.
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuugidos y topetones cariñosos para todos.
Bestial. La estupidez humana puede llegar muy lejos xDD
la historia demuestra lo gilipollas que puede ser el genero humano. A Dios no se le puede estar pidiendo constantemente que intervenga en todas las cosas que nos rodean. Si se cree en El habrá que demostrarlo con hechos que conduzcan a una vida mejor para todos, lejos de las injusticias que vemos a diario; y si no existe ¿para qué estar dando la tabarra con el todos los dias?
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como diria mi profe de mate el excelso señor don Jose Luis Esquifino:"CUANDO LA INCOMPETENCIA LLEGA A UNOS LIMITES..."entonces yo le soplo la calva y el me limpia el hombro como llamandome casposo,pero el asunto es que ese pavo sobrepaso los limites de la incompetencia,es decir,murio por GILIPOLLAS
Hola, ya hacía tiempo que no me pasaba xD.
Que buenos son los de 20 minutos de verdad :D. Y que chunga es la gente. Es una forma un tanto peculiar de palmar. Si vive el tío se forra y si palma "santaspascuas".
Y digo que se forra por que iría de programa en programa diciendo que Dios le habló y que le dijo que le estaba poniendo a prueba o cualquier gilipollez por el estilo.
En fin, yo creo que no aporta nada el que un "colgao" haga esto, ni para los creyentes ni para los ateos puesto que el debate siempre llega a la misma conclusión "libre albedrío" para unos, gilipollez intrínseca al ser humano para otros xD.
Claro que no aporta nada, coño, era un leve toque irónico de sublime estupidez :D
Hombre, bueno, a mi me ha aportado un puñao de risas, para que nos vamos a engañar xDDDDDDD
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